Misinterpreted Archaeology

In Peru’s ancient Moche culture, when someone was wearing their cranky pants, tradition dictated they had to “keep it to themselves” unless in possession of the crabby jar. 

Lady Mycenaeans were really into wearing American Apparel and working at the local vegan bakery. The woman depicted here is carrying a gluten-free cake slice with soy frosting. 

In senior year, the Assyrians pranked their most awesome teachers by affixing papier mache likenesses to their livestock.